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If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Amit Kalantri
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Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

Amit Kalantri , em Wealth of Words
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When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

Amit Kalantri
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Dear Marie Tussaud,Fake people are everywhere, you do not have to waste wax creating them

Haritha Velpureddy
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The only sharks I’m afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos.

Laurie Nadel , em Dancing with the Wind: A True Story of Zen in the Art of Windsurfing
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Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

Candace C. Bowen
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Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

Amit Kalantri , em Wealth of Words
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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Terry Pratchett , em Maskerade
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You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

Amit Kalantri
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The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor

EverSkeptic
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Rhetoric abounds in the cemeteries of reason.

Miguel Queah
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It is the belief that we instill in them that makes them work round the clock to ensure it comes true.

Adhish Mazumder , em Solemn Tales of Human Hearts
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A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

Ljupka Cvetanova , em The New Land
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Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person....

Ramana Pemmaraju
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Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.

Amit Kalantri , em Wealth of Words
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Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.

Amit Kalantri , em Wealth of Words
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I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.

Amit Kalantri , em Wealth of Words
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I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.

Amit Kalantri , em Wealth of Words
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Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

Amit Kalantri
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I watched you undress. Shame on you!

Ljupka Cvetanova , em The New Land
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In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.

Amit Kalantri , em Wealth of Words
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The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.

Amit Kalantri
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I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

Amit Kalantri
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Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.

Amit Kalantri
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Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

Nikhil Sharda , em Sans Destination
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I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

Amit Kalantri
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No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

Amit Kalantri
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To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.

Amit Kalantri
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Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

Ljupka Cvetanova , em The New Land
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You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

Amit Kalantri
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If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

Amit Kalantri
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Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".

Amit Kalantri
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Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.

Amit Kalantri
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I chase goals, not girls.

Amit Kalantri
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When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

Amit Kalantri
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Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

Amit Kalantri
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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Terry Pratchett , em Maskerade
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By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.

Amit Kalantri
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You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.

Amit Kalantri
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I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.

Amit Kalantri
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Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

Amit Kalantri , em Wealth of Words
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I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.

Amit Kalantri
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Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

Amit Kalantri
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Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

Amit Kalantri
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Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.

Amit Kalantri
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All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.

Amit Kalantri
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Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.

Amit Kalantri
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I know that you’re worried about me, but crushing my lungs isn’t going to help anyone.

Sara Massa , em The Shifting Moon
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Deep down, he's shallow.

Peter De Vries
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This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be!" - Governor Dewar

MJL Evans and GM O'Connor
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The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

Robert Brault
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As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer.

Mita Jain , em In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport
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For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force of his will alone. I squeezed my eyes shut and focused on the buttons of his shirt, willing them to pop

M.C. Lavocat , em Control
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The important thing to remember is not to forget

Benny Bellamacina , em Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
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Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.

Susan Lendroth
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