If a woman laughs when you hurt her, you ought to cry, for you have lost her; if she cries, you may laugh, for you have a worthy soulmate.
Though love may be blind, it sees much;though it may be deaf, it hears much;though it may be mute, it says much;and though it may be lame, it does much.
True love is like diamonds; scarce, and priceless.
When you look into your soulmates eyes, you see the world; into your soulmates heart, you see the sky, and into your soulmates soul, you see the universe.
By the time you become an expert at marriage, it is too late to start a new one.
Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.
If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.
Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.
Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.
The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love.
They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.
The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.
If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.
Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.
Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
Love is the luckiest tenant in the world, living in the hearts of men and women rent free.
Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.
The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.
Make your wife happier, children wiser, yourself kinder, and you will make your life better.
There are no words that can be said to justify the beauty of a bride walking down the aisle in anticipation of sharing the rest of her life with the man she esteems and loves the most, nor of the look on that man’s face, when he beholds the one who will be entrusting her life to him to protect and her heart for him to love. All that can be said is that all who witnessed it found themselves overwhelmed with the joy that comes with seeing that one moment when all feels and is as it should be.
An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.
Love that causes you pain is better than hate that brings you pleasure.
Walking towards love is wiser than falling into it.
An angel who makes you cry is better than a devil who makes you smile.
Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after.
Bitter love is better than sweet hate.
There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.
Don't look for Mrs. Right if all your character demonstrates is you are Mr. Wrong.
When the heart says “yes” it is difficult for the mind to say “no.
If you stand in the way of two people who were meant to be together, destiny's train will run you over.
Love is the only rose whose thorn's prick is sweet.
For a marriage to work a husband must learn these two words: “Yes dear.
To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net.
You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.
Love is blind, and therefore not responsible for whoever she bumps into.
I have never met anyone who gave back a heart they stole.
Eternity is a long time, but only a day when you are in love.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.
Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.
Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.