A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two…

Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.

Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?