Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch.

Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.

The man was rude, crude, and inappropriate. I was taken with him the moment I walked in the door, and I knew the first moment I saw him that it was going to be raw, it was going to be ugly, and I was going to enjoy every damn minute of it.

Perversion is just another form of art. It's like painting or drawing or sculpting. Except instead of paint, us perverts use sex as our medium.

God really must have had a sense of humor, because if I had to name my biggest turn-on, it was literature. And he had just recommended a book that I didn’t know, that wasn’t taught in school. If I were single, there would be no better pick-up line.

And mortal terror in a female was Z's favorite turn-on. He got off on it like most males favored crap from Victoria's Secret.

p.s.: I know you're rolling your eyes right now, but I don't care. Honestly, it's always kind of been a turn on.