To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.
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A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.
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One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
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The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.
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Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.
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