I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.- Simon Hunt

Screw chocolate. A good steak is where it’s at.

I believe books should be like a prime rib steak ~ good and thick.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

My favorite animal is steak.

There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.

The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love it.

I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.