The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

Marriage is not a competition. Marriage is completion of two souls.

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.

If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.

A writer's partner should be a good reader...otherwise she/he will get bored what's happening around.

There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.