How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what?

With great hotness comes great responsibility.

Secrets have a cost, they are not for free.

Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay.""I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider," said Simon.

Why can't Spider-sense warn you when you're about to get dumped?