With the Smithies, it was different. There was sometimes no telling where one of them began and the others left off.

The ability for a woman to be free is connected with her ability to love another woman.

Her problem is with pretty,” Tennyson said. "She thinks I’ll need all these dresses in college. Like I would ever in a billion years pledge a sorority. I’ll pack a few of these to be ironic, though. I can wear them to, like, truck stops at night with mascara running down my cheeks and stuff.

The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it.