Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

One can never have enough socks.

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.

Oh my God, Green,” I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. “Just take the damn socksand put the kid out of his misery.

One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

Granny always said finding justice was as tough as putting socks on a rooster.

I miss you like the mismatching sock I can't find. You're out there somewhere.

Roland glares at Connor and Connor glares back. Then he says what he always says at moments like this."Nice socks."Although Roland doesn't look down right away, it derails him just enough for him to back off. He doesn't check to see if his socks match until he thinks Connor isn't looking. And the moment he does, Connor snickers. Small victories are bet­ter than none.

He hadn’t said a word to me until we had been roommates for eight months. And even then it had only been, “You’re wearing my socks.