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And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

Jane Austen
humor amusement snark commentary

Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea'?

Marti Noxon , em Buffy the Vampire Slayer
humor snark

Rumors had their own classic epidemiology. Each started with a single germinating event. Information spread from that point, mutating and interbreeding—a conical mass of threads, expanding into the future from the apex of their common birthplace. Eventually, of course, they'd wither and die; the cone would simply dissipate at its wide end, its permutations senescent and exhausted.There were exceptions, of course. Every now and then a single thread persisted, grew thick and gnarled and unkillable: conspiracy theories and urban legends, the hooks embedded in popular songs, the comforting Easter-bunny lies of religious doctrine. These were the memes: viral concepts, infections of conscious thought. Some flared and died like mayflies. Others lasted a thousand years or more, tricked billions into the endless propagation of parasitic half-truths.

Peter Watts , em Maelstrom
religion pith snark memes rumor-cycles urban-legends

What do you want, MacGuffin, a duel?”“No.” Julian held out both hands, one palm flat, the other held over it in a fist. “Rock, paper, scissors. Two out of three.”Ty rolled his eyes and held out his fist, apparently willing to play. Julian hit his palm three times, and Ty kept time with his fist in the air. But when Julian threw a paper, Ty reached into his jacket with his other hand and pulled his gun, aiming it at Julian.“Ty!” Zane said in exasperation from the front seat.“Glock, paper, scissors. I win.”“You are an ass,” Julian muttered.

Abigail Roux , em Armed & Dangerous
funny snark suspense m-m-romance julian-cross ty-grady

If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

Joss Whedon
humour buffy-the-vampire-slayer snark blase

Boys", Buffy hissed through clenched teeth, "being quiet is an important part of sneaking.""Oh, sorry", Xander said, reducing his voice to a whisper."Besides, ritual sacrifice is a religious rite", Giles went on quietly. "They wouldn't sacrifice just anyone at random. It's far more likely they'd suspect you of being a Roman spy scouting for the invasion and just outright kill you"."Oh great! Great! Way to be encouraging Giles. And I suppose you'll just watch that happen, in your Watchery way.

Alice Henderson , em Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Vol. 1
humour buffy-the-vampire-slayer snark

The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is No such thing as Inspiration & that any Man of a plain Understanding may by Thieving from Others become a Mich Angelo.

William Blake
humor art snark blake art-feuds reynolds

You didn’t feed from her,” he said, and this was not a question.“Swill poison? Not my kind of fun, little brother.”One corner of Stefan’s mouth quirked up. He made no response to this, but simply looked at Damon with eyes that were... knowing. Damon bridled.“I told the truth!”“Going to take it up as a hobby?

L.J. Smith , em Nightfall
humor compassion humanity snark

Gabi glared. "If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?

Cherise Sinclair , em To Command and Collar
sex snark

Flirt with the old ladies and you’ll be fine,” I muttered, shoving my stuff into the cubby. He hung his green hoodie on the hooks right beside me. “Is that how you get by?” “Doesn’t work on the old ladies for me, but the old men on the other hand?” I paused and glanced at my nails. “Yeah, doesn’t work on them either.

Katherine McIntyre , em By the Sea
flirting humorous flirt dialogue sassy snark

How many kids are in the Graveyard?""A bunch.""Who sends your supplies?""George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.""How often do you receive new arrivals?""About as often as you beat your wife.

Neal Shusterman , em UnWholly
humor sarcasm humorous sarcastic snark risa-ward

The jury’s still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place.

Katherine McIntyre , em Scrying for Summer
romance evil banter snark bantering jury sass evil-incorporated sassy-dialogue

The trouble with today's snarky pipsqueaks who break off a sentence or two, or who write a couple of mean paragraphs, is that they don't go far enough; they don't have a coherent view of life. Spinning around in the media from moment to moment, they don't stand for anything, push for anything; they're mere opportunists without dedication, and they don't win any victories.

David Denby , em Snark: A Polemic in Seven Fits
language criticism snark sociology

If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

Joanne Fluke , em Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder
god sad church snark alzheimer

If there’s any greater exhibit of the malleability of human nature than the sight of someone standing, absently waiting for the light to change at a deserted intersection, I don’t know what it is.

Christopher Sorrentino , em The Fugitives
humor human behavior snark phsychology

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

Albert Einstein
humor lies snark

Sherrie would be there, and the last time I’d seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You’re upset, I’d yelled after her, meanly.

Aimee Bender , em The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake
food upset snark magic-power

How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.

Laurie Notaro , em The Potty Mouth at the Table
humor food cooking snark

As a gentleman- assuming you still have some pretensions in that direction- of honor- again, perhaps presumptuous, but still supposing your passing acquaintance with the concept- it is your duty- I won't even trouble to speculate here, but remain naively hopeful- to protect those under your care.

Connie Brockway , em So Enchanting
humor manners duty gentleman attitude banter dialogue snark presumption enemies-to-lovers scolding acerbic

It’s like people immediately imagine me sitting in some gothic, sweeping castle in Edinburgh, a piece of fine bone china full of English tea next to my neat writing station. They think that my car, my purse, my everything was financed by my lucrative but somehow not too time consuming writing career. I’ve even had one guy ask me if my hand cramps at signings. While I wanted to give a snarky, “Yes, just like Tom Brady’s does,” I can’t pull off snarky. My sarcasm immediately goes into b**ch territory

Mandy Nachampassack-Maloney
writing author football snark signing

He shakes his head and his mouth is quirked at one corner. I can't tell if he thinks I am sort of amusing or truly pathetic. It's especially hard to tell because we are both looking resolutely at the teacher so she can't accuse us of not paying attention. We talk out of the sides of our mouths, like gangsters in those old movies my dad likes to watch.

Stephanie Wardrop , em Snark and Circumstance
ya jane-austen snark georgia enovella

Your powers of observation are formidable," Michael says and Darien giggles behind one perfectly manicured hand, like some sort of preppie geisha.

Stephanie Wardrop , em Snark and Circumstance
ya jane-austen snark enovella michael-endicott

I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes.

Stephanie Wardrop , em Charm and Consequence
ya jane-austen snark georgia enovella

My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.

Jess C. Scott , em My Inner Goddess
love romance true-love obsession twilight drama fifty-shades-of-grey satire parody snark fifty-shades snarky-quotes crime-fiction snarkiness social-criticism inner-goddess

The guy had guts—I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.

Rob Thurman , em Nightlife
humor funny dark snark guts gore snarky

Do you know where Jason is?” she asked Dmitri when they exited the morgue. Dmitri pressed the car remote to unlock the flame red Ferrari parked in the employees-only lot. “Tired of your Bluebell already?” A tendril of champagne circled around her senses, cut with something far harder. Never had she felt that harsh edge in Dmitri’s scent. She pitied the woman he took to his bed today.“Yeah, that’s it. I’m building a harem.

Nalini Singh , em Archangel's Consort
vampire elena snark dmitri

Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.

Jess C. Scott
love sex obsession sexuality twilight drama fifty-shades-of-grey satire parody snark stephenie-meyer bad-writing fifty-shades e-l-james crime-fiction social-criticism

Ignore the reek of feces in the air, the bloodstains on the ground, and you have yourself a glorious night.

Katherine McIntyre , em Stolen Petals
sarcasm night snark rough-neighborhoods

Cleverness is like rouge - liberal application makes a woman look common and desperate. Wit is knowing how to apply it.

Tessa Dare , em Any Duchess Will Do
romance wit words-of-wisdom cleverness snark historical-romance

You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything.

Jim Butcher , em Proven Guilty
sarcasm teasing snark making-fun-of

My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to be needy as fuck.

Alexis Hall
sarcasm snark bdsm m-m-romance

Snark often functions as an enforcer of mediocrity and conformity. In its cozy knowingness, snark flatters you by assuming that you get the contemptuous joke. You've been admitted, or readmitted, to a club, though it may be the club of the second-rate.

David Denby , em Snark: A Polemic in Seven Fits
manners sarcasm conformity mediocrity snark

True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.

Jewel , em Never Broken: Songs Are Only Half the Story
life fear life-lessons sarcasm insecure insecurity cynical cynics snark insincerity insincere snarky posers fakers

Sorry, one night stands don't stack up as credentials for tending bar.

Katherine McIntyre , em Stolen Petals
sarcasm snark one-night-stands bartending

Whatever crimes this man had committed, they weren't as egregious as his inflated self-image.

Katherine McIntyre , em Stolen Petals
sarcasm snark crimes sass inflated-ego

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.

Nenia Campbell , em Touched with Sight
humor funny sarcasm lol stalking snark in-your-face

A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.

Nenia Campbell , em Touched with Sight
humor hatred high-school sarcasm bullying victim snark dislike

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

Nenia Campbell , em Touched with Sight
humor funny sarcasm apologies lol mean snark

Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.

Nenia Campbell , em Touched with Sight
humor funny sarcasm silly snark silliness silly-quotes homework blackmail

I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.

Merrie Haskell , em The Princess Curse
funny sarcasm snark

You will never find me in trouble. You will find me in the library. If you can remember where that is.

Sarah Rees Brennan , em In Other Lands
sarcasm library snark book-lovers elliot-schafer luke-sunborn

Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night.""And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically.

S.E. Jakes , em Daylight Again
humor sarcasm nightmares snark prophet-and-tommy

You’ve missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you’ve missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the door so that you won’t miss this next one.

Victoria Laurie , em Abby Cooper, Psychic Eye
missing sarcasm leave snark

He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.

Joe Haldeman , em Thieves' World
sarcasm snark

Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed."I grinned. "Then I daresay it's good I'm a woman.

Susan Dennard , em Something Strange and Deadly
humor curiosity snark

He was my age and in my imagination he was a fireman, not the kind that actually fights fires but the kind who travels the country shirtless posing for calendars.

Marika Christian , em Phone Kitten
humorous-quotes snark fireman snarky-humor snort firemen

That's my girl," he murmured."I'm not your girl.""Well," he said not bothering to hide his smile from her sightless eyes, "the good news is that the honey gave you back your sparkling personality.""And the bad news?""The honey gave you back your sparkling personality.

Larissa Ione , em Reaver
humor angels snark bantering baaabies

I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.

Janet Evanovich , em Notorious Nineteen
girlfriend help counseling drugs snark

People who use snark attacks confuse cleverness with cruelty.

Debra Crown LPC-S LCDC
contempt criticism jerk arrogance snark

...It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior to the inside.

Agatha Christie
stupidity snark

Are you telling me Kara Orris is afraid of rain?” Hunter’s grin twisted into a smirk as his eyes lit up, relishing his new discovery with absolute delight. “Why, that’s adorable!

Katherine McIntyre , em Snatched
humor rain snark post-apocalyptic

John: I'm experiencing an odd sensation. I think it might be patriotism.Spitfire: Steady. Too much of that can damage your health.

Paul Cornell , em Captain Britain and MI13, Vol. 1: Secret Invasion
patriotism snark

I always wonder why condescending snarkiness is the chosen method of communication for so many forum users. It seems to me like these things would be much better expressed in non-confrontational, polite manner.

Gavin Dunne
internet snark snarkiness

The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, should she get the pine box or a plain white shroud?

Michael Chabon , em The Yiddish Policemen's Union
self-determination snark

Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.

Josh Bazell , em Wild Thing
movies snark

Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.

Jincy Willett , em The Writing Class
humor witty snark

Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the end of World War Two in history, and I can't wait to find out who wins.

Rob Thomas , em Rats Saw God
high-school wit snark

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