In my dreams I am sleepingI am sleeping in my dreamsI wish to dream in my sleepJust wish to dream in my sleep.

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

I slept so long and hard that when my mother woke me the next morning I was a stranger to myself.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon!