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Some people are still alive only because they find being dead more boring than being alive.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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