the glory of the protagonist is always paid for by a lot of secondary characters

O.M.G. Lucca, what are you feeding her? Everyday I look at you, and I swear those twinnes must double in size. Look at your bump in this dress, how are you managing to cart that around? Rather you than me chubby." ~Hazel

Well tarnation you're a meanie pants aren't you?" ~Miss Mary~