Why would anybody be a Satanist, anyway? I don’t get it. You can’t believe in Satan without believing in God, and then you’re just picking the wrong side in a big mythic battle thing.

It was your covenant with the devil to exchange your soul for money and fame, so i won't be sorry for your damn f***ing soul, and the devil gat no time to refund what you had already sell, demons don't understand the meaning of sympathy, you should know that already, so, go make some dollar bill in hell, and come back and give me some.

When the devil wants to punish his worshippers, he uses the trick of karma.

I stared. "Canadian Satanists? You're sending me to a group of Canadian Satanists?

A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.