Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!)

On Love - Love without trust is the love you give a dog. You may call that cute little mutt a member of the family but you don't let him in the kitchen when there's a roast on the table.

My two worlds were colliding and the friction of this set fire to my life. It was time to roast some wieners.

Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken.