There can't be a quarrel without two parties, and I won't be one. I will be a friend to you in spite of you. So now you know what you've got to expect

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

Quarrels and differences of opinions are solely due to a flawed-vision.

Ultimately all kinds of fights end at forgiveness.

When the conflict deepens, none will have peace either.

A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.

Weakness on both sides is as we know the motto of all quarrels.

There is no good arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

Better be quarrelling than lonesome.

Quarrels would not last long if the fault was only on one side.

When we quarrel how we wish we had been blameless.

The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.

In a true tragedy both parties must be right.

We're eyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and besides the pig likes it.

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.

Every story has three sides to it - yours mine and the facts.