Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink.

Speaking of boxes...Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed.Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard.

I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.