Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.

So weird,” Decker mumbled. “I thought she walked through walls.”“I guess she doesn't have to. This is how she kept getting my porno stash last summer,”Beckgrumbled. “I had it behind lock and key.”“Our porno stash. I told you to give it to Grandpa Louis. She leaves him alone.