Do you think, because I am poor, obscure, plain and little, I am soulless and heartless? You think wrong! - I have as much soul as you, - and full as much heart! And if God had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth, I should have made it as hard for you to leave me, as it is now for me to leave you!

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

I can’t relate to your razzle-dazzle, your wish for voluptuous when my symphony is spanx.