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Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

Cassandra Clare , in City of Bones
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

Sophia Loren
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How could a mother who boils water for pasta leave two little girls behind?

Jandy Nelson , in The Sky Is Everywhere
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Toxic relationships are like a good pasta that has been overcooked.

Asa Don Brown , in Interpersonal Skills in the Workplace, Finding Solutions that Work
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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Mitch Hedberg
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But in those first hours after you take it, your brain is tuned in like nothing you can imagine. Eyes like the Hubble telescope, sensing light that's not even on the spectrum. You might be able to read minds, make time stop, cook pasta that's exactly right every time.

David Wong
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