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The circumference of your breast may change; the shape of your hips may change; the size of your pants may also change. But your life never changes unless your thoughts, your plans and your actions change! Think big things!

Israelmore Ayivor , em Daily Drive 365
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Keep Your Pants OnSome people believe the myth that if you do NOT have sex by the third date the relationship is going nowhere. What a joke!!! Why would you have sex with a complete stranger? This person could be married, a psycho, or have an interesting disease that could be spread to you. Get to know the person for who they are, no matter how great their body is. Why risk having sex before discovering you really do not like them? Think before you get naked!

Pamela Cummins , em Insights for Singles: Steps to Find Everlasting Love
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Love caught me with my pants down, watering skeleton flowers and humming the blues.

R.X. Bird
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The length of your shoe may change, the size of your pant may also change; but your life will never change until your mind changes!© more talks

Israelmore Ayivor
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You get a kick out of shocking the pants off me, don’t you?” I shook my head with a smirk.He just shrugged with a playful smile, his eyes momentarily flitting toward my pants before returning to meet my gaze.“It’s an expression,” I rolled my eyes. “Don’t tell me you aren’t familiar with it, Mr. Smarty Pants.”“You have quite a repertoire of ‘pants’ references, don’t you?

M.A. George , em Relativity
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If you're a follower of Jesus, He has given you abundance so that you can care for others, not so you can stock up on capri pants for next summer or afford a leather interior in the new SUV.

Craig Groeschel , em Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working
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If you're a follower of Jesus, He has given you abundance so that you can care for others, not so you can stock up on capri pants for next summer or afford a leather interior in the new SUV. As long as you don't own the responsibility of being blessed with resources so that you can give to those around you, then you can stay focused on getting more for yourself.

Craig Groeschel , em Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working
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I am concussed,' I announced, entirely sure of my self-diagnosis.''You're fine,' Takumi said as he jogged back towards me. ''Let's get out of here before we're killed.''''I'm sorry,' I said. ''But I can't get up. I have suffered a mild concussion.''Lara ran out and sat down next to me.''Are you OK?''''I am concussed,'' I said.Takumi sat down with me and looked me in the eye. ''Do you know what happened to you?''''The beast got me.''''Do you know where you are?''''I'm on a triple-and-a-half date.''''You're fine,'' Takumi said. ''Let's go.''And then I leaned forward and threw up on Lara's pants.

John Green , em Looking for Alaska
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You never know what you will find in your pants!

Ken Poirot
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Here’s the deal. We go in, you stand there like the asshole you are, and I explain you aren’t gay lovers with the pharmacist. Sound good?” Dove clicked her blinker on and checked her side mirror. “All I heard was blah, blah, holding your dick later, blah, blah.” Duke rolled down his window and stuck his face into the night.

Debra Anastasia , em Fire in the Hole
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Lovers look in the pants, they look in the eyes.

M.F. Moonzajer
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I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.

Kiera Cass , em The Selection
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Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on.-Annik Marchand

Ann Brashares , em Girls in Pants: The Third Summer of the Sisterhood
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Boys find love in pants and girls find in pockets.

M.F. Moonzajer
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If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

Stephen Colbert
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I don't believe in wearing track pants unless you are in an actual athletic situation.

Carrie Mesrobian , em Sex & Violence
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From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.

Nina García , em The One Hundred: A Guide to the Pieces Every Stylish Woman Must Own
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When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.

M.F. Moonzajer , em LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS
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If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.

William Shatner
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