He held up his hands in surrender. “I’m not here to start trouble. I am just doing some research for my thesis.”“If you don’t get out of this bar, you are going to be writing your thesis via Ouija board.

A friend comes over with a Ouija board.It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band?Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.

Shakespeare wrote Moby-Dick, using Melville as a Ouija board.

Wind warns November’s done with. The blown leaves make bat-shapes, Web-winged and furious.