The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Murphy's Law states that,"If anything will go wrong, it will".Positive side of this law is,"If anything good can happen, it definitely will happen

If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.

That is human nature, that people come after you, willingly enough, provided only that you no longer love or want them.

When you’re kind to people, and you pay attention, you make a field of comfort around them, and you get it back—the Golden Rule meets the Law of Karma meets Murphy’s Law.

Follow the plan until it goes to shit, and then kill everything that isn’t human.

My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out.