I wish life were a fiction novel. Then everyone would have to do what I say.

I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I'd also need to plan the outcomes to make it work.

Confession: I don't want to be one of my characters. I'm mean to them sometimes. Really mean.

I heart my job. I get to make things up for a living.

The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense.

People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions.

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it.

I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.