They are my baby Keelans!

You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled. 'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted. 'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people''Too late

How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?

Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!

you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger