The statue of the Laughing Buddha act as a good friend. Whenever we are off the track, his smiling face can bring us back to the present moment, to a positive mood.

Learn to enjoy the way as much as you would enjoy when you reach the destination.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.