By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.

A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine from the desk and then smoke billowed out of my closed laptop.I gaped.My precious, perfectly brand new laptop I cherished like one would a small child.Son of a mother…Friend or not, it was so on

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing.

Bitch, if I ain't a G, I'm an OG

I'm the G when you spell OG

Nothing was a natural predator of productive fiction writing like the cell phone. Ditto the laptop. As she had well learned, the laptop could destroy a day.

Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.

Windows 10 on both an old 2011 upgraded computer and a new 2016 computer was an excruciating experience

I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt.

After two months of horrible computer problems, I had concluded that the free Windows 10 installation was an unreliable lobotomized operating system as compared to Windows 7 on a 2011 HP G72-B50US laptop computer.