The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence.

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.

Fathers are ironic, they want democracy in their country but dictatorship in their home.

The differences between women are all cosmetic.

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!

Your advice seems a little ironical.""Oh, you may either follow it or reverse it—that is its chief beauty. It is equally good taken either way.

Twas hard to dislike a man she so enjoyed in bed. Twas harder still to dislike one who kept showing her a more gentle side to his nature

We gonna use codes... to be easily able to talk about different girls and to give them rates from 1 up to 10.