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All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.

Fakeer Ishavardas
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Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

Matshona Dhliwayo
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Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

Matshona Dhliwayo
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Kimaria smirked and placed her hands behind her back. “Come now. It doesn’t have to come to that. Violence is so beneath us.” “No, it isn’t,” said Helianthus at once.“Well . . . it is beneath me,” the high queen said and touched a hand to her chest. “Unlike you, I am civilized. I wear shoes and I have a last name.” They watched as she eased into a chair. She crossed one leg over the other, folded her arms, and regarded them calmly. “Aren’t you the least bit curious as to how I snatched the famed Nineveh Atvaris from our dark past? You can’t be that boring.

Ash Gray , em Time's Arrow
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I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.

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You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

Fakeer Ishavardas
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Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.

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I love you all - if you are not people!

Fakeer Ishavardas
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Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

Matshona Dhliwayo
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