There's always room for a unicorn in my life.(i.e. fantasy and imagination)

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.

God of blind believers is most likely to be cock-eyed.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.

The pursuit of historical revelance is an under appreciated endeavor.

You have to be careful to kill a fly that is perched on your scrotum.

And if anyone asks, you're Chinese. The boy had nodded. "Chinese," he whispered. "I'm Chinese." "And I," said the girl, "am the Queen of Spain." "In your dreams," said the boy. "In my dreams," said the girl, "I'm the King.