You know how dey say some people “devour” books? Not in da way ME do! Me REALLY devour books!

hate school but love school and threat it right so you can be where you love to be all right?

Please don't ask me to remember things that are going on around me... I have a dozen other lives I do that for every day in my head.

He has the etiquette of a frog

Wasn't that awesome?" Seth asked.Warren cocked his head, his expression mildly embarrassed. "I'm sorry, Kendra--it was pretty cool.""All boys belong in insane asylums," Kendra said.