If you want the law to leave you alone, keep your hair trimmed and your boots shined.

If you can identify humor in problems then you will have less difficulties in solving them... Most importantly, "you should be able to laugh on yourself".

-What is your contribution to society?-I mind my own business and I always know when to shut the fuck up.”*Gets Nobel Prize*If two people are happy together, just leave them alone.

We all have had our share of broken promises.. Learn from those who do not honor their words and put your focus on "Being Honorable" ~bns

You can have a lot of fun with rhinos