Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.
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Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
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Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.
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We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.
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Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
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