The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.
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I know I'll never marry, never risk bringing a child into the world. Because if there's one thing being a victor doesn't guarantee, it's our children's safety. My kids' names would go right into the reaping balls with everyone else's. And I swear I'll never let that happen.
Take Action: Success is not guaranteed but inaction will guaranty failure.
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A homely face does not guarantee a homely character. Appearance is the body, character is the spirit, and the soul bears the most vital qualities.
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Surrender is no guarantee that an armed police officer will not shoot you.
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