Simon’s love life was complicated, but there was a pang, just for a moment, for this woman talking graphic novels with him. Ah, well. Tessa Gray, foxy nerd, was probably dating someone already.

The stuff you bring back from dreams is free.

There are a number of paths that lead to this place. I have been avoiding them for some small time, now.

Naughty children have to be protected. Even if it's just from themselves.

Broken things can be fixed and healed. Nothing is too difficult or too dirty to clean.

Will Cato's alien buddies come en masse and invade Earth? He's not sure but he'll try to keep humanity in the loop.

Lost Cactus is a cornucopia of sights, sounds and inhabitants completely foreign to a little squirrel like Sammy, but attempting to set him straight will only complicate matters.

Ty is green but never with envy. Best of all, he's usually available to help move a heavy piece of furniture.

Bentley is a good bee with a shaky sense of direction and an appetite for mayhem. Just don't call him a drone. He hates that.

Lost Cactus is simply an urban myth.

Yeah... they tell you to work from the inside, which is perhaps their greatest deception of all...

My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.

And, they would still be alive today...If they hadn't died, that is

Nowadays I’m really cranky about comics. Because most of them are just really, really poorly written soft-core. And I miss good old storytelling. And you know what else I miss? Super powers. Why is it now that everybody’s like “I can reverse the polarity of your ions!” Like in one big flash everybody’s Doctor Strange. I like the guys that can stick to walls and change into sand and stuff. I don’t understand anything anymore. And all the girls are wearing nothing, and they all look like they have implants. Well, I sound like a very old man, and a cranky one, but it’s true.