Loading...
Logo Zenevenes
Login
Logo Zenevenes
  • Home
  • Games

    • Logo Termo/Wordle Termo - Wordle 🇧🇷
    • Logo Termo/Wordle Colmeia - Spelling Bee 🇧🇷
  • Quotes
  1. Quotes
  2. Categorias
  3. giraffe
Voltar

Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.

Robert Fulghum , em All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
funny giraffe

That's just how time travel looks like to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren't more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science.

Bradley Sands , em It Came from Below the Belt
science time-travel giraffe

We know that there are many animals on this continent not found in the Old World. These must have been carried from here to the ark, and then brought back afterwards. Were the peccary, armadillo, ant-eater, sloth, agouti, vampire-bat, marmoset, howling and prehensile-tailed monkey, the raccoon and muskrat carried by the angels from America to Asia? How did they get there? Did the polar bear leave his field of ice and journey toward the tropics? How did he know where the ark was? Did the kangaroo swim or jump from Australia to Asia? Did the giraffe, hippopotamus, antelope and orang-outang journey from Africa in search of the ark? Can absurdities go farther than this?

Robert G. Ingersoll , em Some Mistakes of Moses
knowledge humor bible funny angels america fantasy journey africa sloth absurdity jump myth ice swim the-bible fable australia asia antelope flood noah-s-ark racoon giraffe kangaroo tropics howling old-world ark polar-bear the-flood agouti anteater armadillo flood-myth hippopotamus marmoset muskrat orangutan prehensile-tailed-monkey vampire-bat

Clique em "Aceitar" para armazenar Cookies que serão usados para melhorar sua experiência, análise de estatísticas de uso e nos ajudar a aperfeiçoar nossos serviços. Saiba mais

Ícone branco Zenevenes
Política de Privacidade | Termos de Uso
Zenevenes.com © 2025