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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.

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There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.

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A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.

Michael Bassey Johnson
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No matter how hard we try to separate, and if eventually we finally separate, we are just fooling around thinking we had parted, yet our hearts dwells where we cowardly believed we had left.

Michael Bassey Johnson , em The Infinity Sign
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If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor.

Julie Kagawa , em The Iron Daughter
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