The biggest lie women tell themselves about men: When I get what I want, I will be happy.

These days when you kiss a prince you often run the risk of turning him into a frog. But don't let the ogres in shining armor get you down. There is no need for distress - you don't want to be anyone's damsel anyway. Simply remind yourself that you are busy racking up those 'frequent failure points' that will eventually pay for an all expenses paid trip to Mr Right.

I needed him like I needed air to breathe.

I wanted to know what it felt like to be loved by the man of my dreams.