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Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb.

Julieanne O'Connor , em Spelling It Out for Your Man
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The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.

Hank Moody
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God has the key to open the heart of every soul.

Lailah Gifty Akita , em Think Great: Be Great!
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Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Never allow anyone to break your bond of love.

Lailah Gifty Akita , em Think Great: Be Great!
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Hey lady.” Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy’s neck and kissed her cheek quickly. “So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car?

D.A. Rhine , em Vampires of the Chesapeake: Kian MacTiernan
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It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.

Auliq Ice
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For those who have true love, have no limits of expressing their love to one another yet it is a sad fact that those who are searching for love, fear expressing their love to even those who love them.

Auliq Ice
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Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

Claire Cook , em Must Love Dogs
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Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

Josh Stern , em And That’s Why I’m Single
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Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails

Bangambiki Habyarimana , em The Great Pearl of Wisdom
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Love is not a landmine but a sinkhole.

Auliq Ice
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Divorce is success. Failure is staying married to a person you no longer love.

Ben Tolosa , em Masterplan Your Success
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Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.

honeya
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