An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.
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Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.
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Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
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Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.
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