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It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana , em On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
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Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.

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A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

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Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.

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The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

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Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

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Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

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Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

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When a woman is romantically subdued, all she does at that moment is under the influence of her desires.

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Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn’t believe in cunnilingus...

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