The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?""Yes, they do, and they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!""I guess that explains their rich military history, then.

It's too bad we're not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.

Somebody is perfect.Somebody is true.Somebody is cuddly.That somebody is you.

Here is our rapin' cave. It's not much of a cave... and we haven't done much rapin'... but man, we've had some good times.