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We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

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To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

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On Atheism – If people continue to think of atheism as a kind of religion, then I demand all the perks that real religions get. I want to build big empty buildings where like-minded people can gather once a week to debate a non-existent deity. I want tax-exempt status. I want real food, not cheap wine and crackers. I want a rocking band. I want altar men! Not altar boys—altar MEN—and I want them to look like the chain-clad guy who hands an envelope to RuPaul at the beginning of “To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar”.

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