Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.
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Princes are fighters or administrators. Neither of those things do much to spread joy in the world. Whores, concubines, and catamites, on the other hand, are all about giving satisfaction. Now granted, sexual pleasure is a temporary sort of happiness, but it is better than a new tax or a sword in the gut.