A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.
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Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.
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Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.
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The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
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An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.
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We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.
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It is my trade," he said. "I work for the bean family, and every day there are deaths among the beans, mostly from thirst. They shrivel and die, they go blind in their one black eye, and I put them in one of these tiny coffins. Beans, you know, are beautifully shaped, like a new church, like modern architecture, like a planned city