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Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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So what if you have stretch marks. So what if you have cellulite. So what if you don’t have a big butt. So what if you don’t have large breasts. So what if you don’t have flawless skin. So what if you don’t have a body that other people deem to be perfect. So what! Don’t allow people to define YOUR beauty. Hold your head up high and know who YOU are! DO NOT EVER allow anybody to make you feel as if you’re NOT enough. You ARE enough! BELIEVE that.

Stephanie Lahart
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The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Ryan Lilly
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The ass is the face of the soul of sex.

Charles Bukowski
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Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act.

Pawan Mishra , em Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
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For what religion has never had sects? Rest assured, Extremism is always the derrière.

Criss Jami
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The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: "Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me!

Oliver Markus , em Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
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Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?""Not at all. Shoot-""Do you have butt implants?

Giorge Leedy , em Uninhibited From Lust To Love
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Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if only we could figure out where the brain has moved.

Celia Rivenbark , em Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
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She looks great in that skirt. Her butt is so cute.

C.B. Lee , em Not Your Sidekick
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We can't just sit on our asses and not live our lives while we're trying to expose a corrupt government.

C.B. Lee , em Not Your Sidekick
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Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.

Marlon James , em A Brief History of Seven Killings
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