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A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.

Ryan Lilly
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If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.

Ryan Lilly
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The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.

Ryan Lilly , em Write like no one is reading
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Do billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who's at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?

Ryan Lilly
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