If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.
When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.
Lust promises you the world, and disappoints. Love promises you the universe, and delivers.
If you kiss her cheeks, she is your friend; if you kiss her lips, she is your lover; if you kiss her heart, she is your soul mate.
The greatest warriors fight not for crowns and splendor, but for love.
Though love may be blind, it sees much;though it may be deaf, it hears much;though it may be mute, it says much;and though it may be lame, it does much.
True love is like diamonds; scarce, and priceless.
Love is the greatest drug; joy is the strongest medicine; virtue is the noblest remedy; together, they are the greatest therapy.
When a woman misses you, you have her mind; when she cares for you, you have her heart, when she loves you, you have her soul.
When you look into your soulmates eyes, you see the world; into your soulmates heart, you see the sky, and into your soulmates soul, you see the universe.
Love is fierce like a lion; once it has entered the heart, it is in vain to resist.
When two souls are united as one the universe itself is powerless to separate them.
When you are in love, your eyes see him only, your ears hear him only, your mouth speaks of him only, your mind thinks of him only, your heart desires him only, your soul lives for him only; your entire universe revolves around him only.
Love only knocks on your heart’s door when certain it has the right address.
If you try to buy love, you will go bankrupt trying to possess it.
When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.
Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.
Love is like lightening; it can strike anyone, anywhere, and at any time.
If a woman tells you how terrible she looks, sincerely deny it, even if you agree.
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.
Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.
Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.
They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.
The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.
The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.
The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.
Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.
Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.
The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
Love is the luckiest tenant in the world, living in the hearts of men and women rent free.
Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.
Love is the only criminal who, after stealing your heart, convinces you to celebrate her.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.
If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.
The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.
The words ‘I love you’ are worthless when you don’t know who the 'I' is in that statement.
An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.
Marrying a stupid person is a reflection of your thoughtlessness.Marrying a clever person is a reflection of your intelligence.Marrying a wise person is a reflection of your shrewdness.Marrying a virtuous person is a reflection of your uprightness.
Love that causes you pain is better than hate that brings you pleasure.
Follow your heart only if it has your mind's feet.
Bitter love is better than sweet hate.
There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.
If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.
Don't look for Mrs. Right if all your character demonstrates is you are Mr. Wrong.
The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.
When the heart says “yes” it is difficult for the mind to say “no.
If you stand in the way of two people who were meant to be together, destiny's train will run you over.
Love is the only rose whose thorn's prick is sweet.
The bitterest fruit tastes sweet when you share it with someone you love.
To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.
Don't be afraid of marrying the right person even if they come from the wrong background.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.
I have never met anyone who gave back a heart they stole.
Eternity is a long time, but only a day when you are in love.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.
Love is the only tyrant whose reign is sweet.
If a man does not treat you like a princess during courtship, he will not treat you like a queen during marriage.
Quiet love is better than loud hate.
Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.
If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.