One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
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Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
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More often than not, the ideal breast is an invented breast. Decolletage, the tushy breast, is an artifact of clothing. Naked breasts don't dance cheek to cheek--they turn away from each other. Breasts vary in size and shape to an outlandish degree, but they can be whipped into an impressive conformity, and because we are human and we can't leave anything alone, we have whipped away.